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Popping Bottles in the Club

Posted in Driving Basics, Drunks, Hookers, Law Enforcement, Random Info, Robberies with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 18, 2011 by HackingVegas

But let me be the first to say he’s no G6.

Ok let me start from the beginning. The other morning I was taking a bouncer to work at one of our reputable gentlemen’s club sleezy strip clubs. As we were driving down stripper row we see a guy come flying across the street from an alley that leads out of one of the clubs. The bouncer starts to laugh and says that I better stop the cab or I’m going to get hit by a couple of cars. Having a good idea of what he’s talking about, I slow to a stop in time to see two cars come flying out of the same alley without regard to who or what’s around them. They turn the same way the guy ran but he’d already ducked into another alley and behind a building.

I kept driving while the bouncer filled me in on what I just saw. He said the guy on foot just either stiffed a dancer or stole something. The guys in the cars were going to go beat the shit out of him to get the stuff back or make him pay one way or another. I believed every word (because it’s not the first time I’ve heard if this happening) and asked how often this happens. He said at least once in a weekend but sometimes more.

I pulled up to his club and dropped him off. I then headed straight back to the area where I had seen the guy on foot last. As I’m pulling down the street I see the two cars going back down the alley where they had come from and assumed that they never found the guy. I made a quick right where I saw the guy run and drive around looking for him. Right before I give up, I see him. He’s peeing on a pile of pallets in one of the allies. I must have scared him because he started running while trying to put his junk away.  I pulled down the ally and tapped the horn. He finally looked back and saw that I was a cab driver.  I motioned for him to get in and he did. At first he seemed unsure as to why I picked him up and was ready to jump out in a second. He was riding with his hand on the door handle and body leaning toward the door  for the first few minutes as I drove off. I broke the ice by asking:

Me: Long night?

Him: Oh god yes, too long and not what I wanted.

Me: So whats your story? I mean, I picked you up in an alley around strip club lane.

I was baiting him to see what he would come up with. We hear all kinds of stories as to why guys are wandering around this area at night when everything else is closed.  He sat for a second and then started telling me everything. It started as a night out with some buddies from high school. They were club hopping and ended up at Treasures around midnight (it’s now 6am).

One by one his buddies all left and he had no clue what time it was until one of the girls told him it was the end of her shift. She had to go. He asked the time and freaked out. His flight was in 3 hours and he had to get back to his room to pack.  On the way out he checked his wallet and noticed that he had no money left.  He then noticed all his credit cards were gone. At that point he freaked. After going to the doorman and being told there is nothing they can do for him, that it’s his responsibility to keep track of his stuff, he got mad. He came up with a plan. He was going to sit at the main stage as a girl was up there and just before she was done he would grab all the bills and run out.  He had no clue where he was but knew that he could find a cab somewhere.  The dance was almost over and the few guys left in the club got up to leave.

He jumped on stage and grabbed as much money as he could and ran out. On the way out he did it with style. He knocked over every chair and table he could and pushed two guys over at the door who were on their way out.

I was laughing my ass off at this point so bad I could hardly see the road.  He continued down the driveway and through the alley which is where I saw him first.  I stopped him there and said, I saw you there. I was driving by when you crossed the street. You got off that street just in time. The bouncers turned on the street just after you got off it. He started laughing at that point and then asked if he could use my phone to call someone.

We pulled up to the MGM, he paid up and got out. As I pulled off the property my phone rang. It was the number the guy had called. Come to find out, the guy dropped his phone on the way out of the club and the bouncers had found it. They called the last number, who was me, and started asking questions. When they called they acted like they knew me. When I told the guy I was a cabbie, he asked where Nate was. I told him I just dropped him off at the MGM. He then asked if I had gotten paid. I found this odd. Why is this guy’s buddy asking if I got paid? I let the guy on the phone know that Nate was on his way up to pack and should make the flight without an issue. That’s when the guy on the other end of the phone revealed who he was.

Guy on Phone: Thanks for all the info. We are on our way there but we’ll have to use the cops to do our job.

Me: What? Who is this?

Guy on Phone: I work at the strip club that he just ripped off. This guys isn’t going home if we get our way. We have film and his phone, he’s a dead man.

I just wished the guy luck and hung up the phone. I was never one to hang out at strip clubs but the few I went to back in the day seemed laid back and friendly. I would have never guessed this type of shit really happens and as offten as it sounds like it does. As far as Nate goes, I hope he learns from this and I kind of hope that whatever law enforcement gets involved, gives him a break. I mean come on, it takes some massive cojones to pull off that stunt.

Update on “You never know what you’re going to get”

Posted in Crazy Families, Driving Basics, UPDATES with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 8, 2010 by HackingVegas

In a previous post, You never know what you’re going to get , I talked about 3 sisters I refered to a male strip club. This idea seemed to be a good one at the time. The club I refered use to be a gentleman’s club and now has a sign of a half-naked guy on it.  So even though I never went there I felt confident in telling them to go. You think I would learn after the whole KRAVE  incident in Welcome To Las Vegas

Jump to this week. Drivers in Las Vegas get a magazine called that gives us all kinds of info about the industry and things going on in town.  They had a new club ad in this months issue for, Secret nightclub & Cabaret. OH and lets not leave out the part about “THE NEW GAY HOTSPOT IN LAS VEGAS”.



One day I’m sure I’ll learn my lesson. Until then, if you’re coming to Vegas and looking for a new gay hotspot check it out and let me know if it’s any better the any of the others in town. If you are unsure of the other hotspots here are a few to check out: LIST OF CLUBS & MAPS  

You never know what you’re going to get

Posted in Crazy Families with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 8, 2010 by HackingVegas

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Somedays driving can be a shitty job with an unexpected twist to the entertaining. Days like today start with a fare across town. I’m thinking this is going to be great. Nothings better then starting the day off with a good fare. One normally leads to another. That is until you get them to where they want to go and they try to pay you with a prepaid cell phone. Oh how I hate people sometimes. But unlike most other bad days this day soon had a weird twist to it that made me laugh.

About 2 hours later I picked up 3 sisters and would guess they ranged in age between 75 and 85. They were talking about needing sleep and complained that they just can’t party like they use to. Listening in on them chatting, I would guess they were up going on 24 hours ( I hope I can still do that when I’m in my 70’s). On the way back to their hotel, one of them found an ad for Chippendales and boy did they get excited. They were talking about wanting to see them tonight. The sister sitting up front next to me was kinda quiet about everything, until out of the blue she looks at me and asks in the sweet old lady accent –

“So can you see it all down there?”

Holy Cow! What is happening? I don’t know who’s more red but I come right back with a ” I really don’t know but I’m sure you see something”. So the other two sisters start going crazy and I realize they are just crazy and having fun. I let them know about what I believe to be a male strip club across the street from their hotel. I tell her ” I’m sure you can see everything you want and more overthere and it’s only a short walk.” All three of them go crazy at this point and start talking about walking over there.
So there you have it. A day as a hack is never a normal day and you never know what will come your way.Click here for an update

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