Pimps and Mom’s

It’s just a fact that no matter how hard the police try to stop prostitution, it’s going to happen. You can walk the strip at night and see pimps of all kinds trying to work their next girl. Once in a blue moon we gt a pimp working the morning groups of girls trying to get beck to their rooms. The other morning I watched an interaction between one of these guys and a lady that I felt was worth sharing.

I’m sitting at a taxi stand central strip that has an alley that runs along side it. There was a guy working every girl up as they pass with no luck. They all made it past him and on hotel property where he gave up. Then a lady who was around 60 years old walked up to him and asked if he knew where a store was. For some reason he took this as an opportunity to try to get this lady to turn a few tricks for him. I couldn’t believe it but she actually sat there and listened. I can only assume she was drunk off her ass and as soon as she started asking questions I couldn’t help but laugh. She started with questions about where she would stay and how she would get her “Johns”. Then when I thought all hope was lost, she flipped it on him. She started asking him about his mom.

Her: I’m about your mom’s age. Does she work for you too? Would you want her sleeping in the same bed with you? Does she know what you’re out here trying to do?

He try’s to interrupt her with no luck and she keeps going. He then tries to walk away but she stops him and corners him. By now a group of us drivers are standing there watching this happen with the hotel security right there with us. They were on their way to remove him but when they saw what was happening thy just sat and enjoyed the show with us. She continued laying into him and then told him to get the hell out of there and said, “if I see you here anymore while I’m in town I’ll do this all over again.

I have to give it to her, She had balls. It’s these moments that make me like my job.

20 Responses to “Pimps and Mom’s”

  1. I would have paid good money to see that!

  2. Don’t mess with old ladies. She had balls! Anyone get a video of it. I’m seeing a viral here on YouTube.

    • You know I have my phone with me at all times but I think we were all in too much shock to think about filming it. Where were you when I need you to hit me up side the head. 8)

  3. TheIdiotSpeaketh Says:

    That is one cool mom! 🙂

  4. firecracker3 Says:

    Good post, sorry if I pressured you 🙂

  5. That’s one kick a$$ old lady!

  6. That’s awesome! Kinda reminds me of when the local cops stood around watching while I chewed out a bunch of high school boys in front of my house … 😀

  7. fnkybee Says:

    Awesomeness. I want old lady balls like that!

    • Time isn’t stopping that I know of, so practice hard and long and one day when you you’re old and wrinkly you to can grow the balls needed to go off on a Pimp. 8)

      (Pun? what pun)

  8. Connor Says:

    That’s bloody awesome! Woulda loved to see that.

  9. Haha, great story! Would have loved to see how it all went! So I am sad there is no footage.

  10. Fleastiff Says:

    Why was she wasting his time and making a scene? If she is not interested in pimping for him all she has to do is say so rather than leading him on like that and wasting his time.
    He may be an idiot for trying to recruit a stable that way but she is the one who lead him on.

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